Contents subject to sporadic nervous laughter and lame joke telling.


The 5 most important things I learned while I was in Spain

5.) I am not a beach person, but hey, I tried.  It’s not like I hate the beach. I was completely content with tomaring el sol and reading my book, but I can only do that for so long before the old people parade in Alicante grosses me out.

4.) 100 Montaditos will always lift you up when you are down.  Cheap food and cheap drinks are a gift from God.

3.) Although it is extremely frustrating to watch an incompetent program director, it is extremely amusing.

2.) You can’t get hit by a car when you are making out with a Spaniard. It’s not the same as the United States apparently.

1.) Good company makes the trip.  I’ve met some amazing people and am so thankful that I’ve had the opportunity to spend the last 6 weeks with them.

Added bonus lesson: You can’t make everyone happy.

That’s a 70 pound difference. There’s my Transformation Tuesday.

That’s a 70 pound difference. There’s my Transformation Tuesday.

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream

them: no

me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this

them: we're not

me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this